Dangerous Dog Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of
dogs. This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans:

Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.
This has been a Public Service Announcement