If I didn't have dogs:


  1) I could walk around safely barefoot in the dark;

  2) My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated;

  3) All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture and cars would be free of dog  hair;

  4) When the doorbell rang, it wouldn't sound like the SPCA kennels;

  5) When the doorbell rang, I could get to the door without wading thru four  or five dog bodies who beat beat me there;

  6) I could sit how I wanted to on the couch without taking into  consideration where several little furbodies would need to get;

  7) I would not have strange presents under my tree ....like dog bones,  stuffed animals and have to answer to people why I wrap them up;

  8) I would not be on a first name basis with a vet;

  9) Most used words in my vocabulary would not be:

  potty, outside, sit, down, come, no, and leave him/her ALONE;

  10) My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates;

  11) My purse would not contain things like poop pick up bags and dog treats;

  12) I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, T-R-E-A-T-S,  O-U-T-S-I-D-E, and F-R-I-S-B-E-E;

  13) I would not buy weird things to stuff into 'kongs' or have to explain  why I'm buying them, or what a "kong" is;

  14) I would not have as many leaves and Pine Straw INSIDE my house as  outside;

  15) I would not look strangely at people who think having their ONE dog ties  them down too much;

  16) I would not have to answer the question why do I have so many dogs from  people who will never have the joy in their life of knowing they are loved
  unconditionally by something as close to an angel as they will ever get. Who  else has a friend who considers you the MOST important thing in the whole
  wide world all the time.