How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

 Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our 
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid 
burned out bulb?
 
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
 
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
 
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
 
Rottweiler: Make me.
 
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
 
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can 
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
 
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from 
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one 
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage 
of the situation.
 
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the 
walls and furniture.
 
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb..
 
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
 
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
 
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
 
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By 
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
 
Shih Tzu: "What? I'm napping!"
 
The Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. 
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect 
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"